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1) We always wear protection
2) We can still find the gaps no matter how hard the fields set
3) We look for gaps and play into them
4) We are capable of pulling anything
5) We're not afraid to introduce a third man if required
6) We appreciate legs whether they be fine, short, long or even square
7) We like tickling one down towards long leg
8) We try to avoid 'spraying it'
9) We can go on and on and on for many days
10) We like to play straight
11) We can bat on both grassy and grassless wickets
12) We build long partnerships
13) We know how to vary the pace to good effect
14) We believe in good helmet protection
15) We're not afraid to spit on our fingers to get the shiny side gleaming
16) We have remarkable stamina with all-round performance
17) We score many times
18) We understand the need for covers and extra covers
19) We definitely know how to 'bang it in'
20) We appreciate a good tail-end
21) We have a genuine line and length
22) We know how to get a good use of the pitch we play on.
23) We know how to use our bats skillfully while on the crease
24) We can bowl a maiden over
25) We can play short but entertaining cameos
26) We know how to arch our backs and give it just that little bit more
27) We're a big fan of video replays
28) We always try to hit the right spot
29) We know how to add that extra bit of pressure
30) We're not afraid of a couple of decent bouncers
31) We never underestimate the value of an overnight stand
32) We usually get through 3 sessions a day
33) We British cricketers relish the chance to go 'down under'
34) We know that chasing a wide one can lead to regret
35) We're not afraid to bring technology into the game
36) We also love to put it in 'The Corridor of Uncertainty'
37) We appreciate the importance of playing in the V
38) We love to finish on a high
39) We know it's a threat by bringing in a man closer
40) We can even review it if you don't like the decision
41) We can even be unorthodox at times
42) Because our weapons are often wrapped with at least one if not TWO rubber sleeves
43) Because with perfect timing we can penetrate a tight ring
44) Obviously we always carry well maintained, knocked in and oiled wood!
45) Once we get in you'll be hit for six
46) Cricketers know for sure that 69 for 2 is a great position to be in
47) Even if it rains it's most likely a different method can come into play
48) If it starts to get wet we are always sure to have spare sheets and covers
49) You'll find people from around the world; Australian, Bangladeshi, English, Indian, New Zea-lander, Pakistani, South African, West Indian; Pretty much any other country you can think of
50.) A full toss in the face is always an accident and will be apologized for straight away
Courtesy - 50 Reasons to Date A Cricketer (a humorous cricket fan page on Facebook. Go ahead and like them and spread the love)
Women readers of this blog, this post is particularly for you. These are 50 reasons why you should date cricketers. And men, here are 50 reasons to forward this post to that girl, you want to go out with. After all once they go with a cricketer, they'll never go back.