Wednesday, November 30, 2011

Ashwin and the one run syndrome

Ravichandran Ashwin who came under fire during the final day of the Mumbai test for failing to run a second when he possibly could have and ensured an Indian victory.  Yesterday in the first ODI the same happened as he failed to run a second run that was clearly on and was run out.


India eventually went onto win the match by a wicket [SCORECARD] thanks to a brilliant half century by Rohit Sharma.  Rohit Sharma was all grace yesterday and looked to be in fine touch, and it was sad to see him get out just when India were so close to the finish line.

This article is still about the Tamil Nadu boy who has been diagnosised with the dangerous case of 'the one run syndrome'.  Here are a couple of things Ashwin will or will not do in life due to his one run syndrome.

1.) Ashwin will never get drunk cause he'll always stop after just one drink.
3.) Ashwin will never number '2' when jotting down points.
4.) He will never grow fat and put on extra pounds as he'll never go for a second serving.
5.) The newly married, Ashwin will have just one child.
6.) A young, Ashwin once ran for the school cabinet and won.  After his tenure got over, he decided not to run for a second term.
7.) He will never ever take a second glance at a pretty girl walking by.  One glance completed is more than sufficient.
and finally the biggest one that concerns us,
8.) Ravichandran Ashwin will never run a second run.

So now do we have a doctor in the house who can help this man suffering from this ailment? 

2 Comments:

Kris Srikanth can help this guy who must have burning cracker stitched up on his shoes to make him go for 2nd run!!!

@Sam,

haha...that would be one way to get Ashwin to run.

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