If you get caught sleeping at your desk at work, then try the following excuses.
1. They told me at the blood bank this might happen.
2. This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in the last time management course you sent me to.
3. I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm!
4. This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people!
5. I was testing the keyboard for drool resistance.
6. Actually I'm doing a "Stress Level Elimination Exercise Plan" (SLEEP). I learned it at the last mandatory seminar you made me attend.
7. I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work related stress.
8. Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem.
9. The coffee machine is broken.
10. Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot.
11. Boy, that cold medicine I took last night just won't wear off!
12. Ah, the unique and unpredictable circadian rhythms of the workaholic!
13. I wasn't sleeping, I was trying to pick up contact lens without hands.
14. Amen.
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I am using all of these in the future.
@purna,
Be my guest...lolz
Point no.5 is very good.Will use this sometime:)
Point no.5 is very good.Will use this sometime:)
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