Excuses to Watch Cricket on a Weekday

These are the best excuses ever found to bunk a day of school/college/work. It’s even easier if you work from home or attend online universities. A wise man once told that a good excuse is an excuse that can be used over and over again. The following excuses fall in that category where they can be used over and over again.


11.) "Argh.....My back.......Argh....."
10.) "Sir, The Australians have invaded England".
9) "I need to get my........wife shot".

8.) "My tummy is having a head ache". (Don't try it if you don't have a tummy)
7.) "Sir, I need to book a ticket to......uh......because the ashes are being......uh.......I believe they are taken back to Australia".

6) "Oh My God. Sir, the Pakistan government is fighting against terrorists".

5.) "Sir, I am just going to relieve myself in the restroom".

4.) "Sorry Boss (cough cough), I seem to have woken up with the beef flu....damn it......I mean the swine flu".

3.) "Sorry to disappoint you (cough cough) sir, but it seems that I have contracted (cough cough) a very dangerous virus strain......(sputter)...of an unknown disease. Highly Contagious. What? I can leave already?".

2.) "Sir, I need to fly to America today. Obama has invited me over for dinner so that we can discuss....uh.....the various issues....of......uh......our generation.

1.) "Sir, can I skip today to go see the match ???? Sir? Sir? Where is he? Where is everyone? Cricket? Bloody slackers!!".

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