Getting old is the fear for many people all over the world. Gerontophobia is the fear of growing old. It is shared by millions and majority of these people deny that they are old. They try to cover up their wrinkles and other ageing symptoms by using so many different cosmetics.
I met a man who was halfway bald. I asked him how it felt like being bald. But instead of replying he just turned around and showed me a tattoo he had on his head.
Recently a few scientists with the help of me, figured out a way to assess if people are old. The report concluded that being old is not a disaster that people believe to be but rather a blessing.
The Advantages of Being Old
The Advantages of Being Old
1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you.
2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.
2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.
3. No one expects you to run into a burning building.
4. There's nothing left to learn the hard way.
4. There's nothing left to learn the hard way.
5. Clothes you buy now won't wear out.
6. You have a party and the neighbors don't even realize it. This saves you the trouble with the cops.
6. You have a party and the neighbors don't even realize it. This saves you the trouble with the cops.
7. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.
8. You sing along with the elevator music.
8. You sing along with the elevator music.
9. Your eyes won't get much worse. Still you eat your vegetables.
10. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.
10. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.
11. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the National Weather Service.
12. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.
13. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to a manageable size. It probably was always at a manageable size.
14. I bet you don't remember the first point.
The research however cannot explain the following instances.
- The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
- Sanath Jayasuria
4 Comments:
haha.. that was really good.
lol at the bald man..who ever has done it has super imagination.
nice post..
tc
@ Amal,
Thanks......The bald man surely does have quite an imagination doesn't he?
Thanks mate.
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